Tonight at the gym (after giving my legs a GREAT workout I must add), I'm talking to my trainer as this woman walks into the gym. I noticed her because she's abnormally tan, wearing a bright pink shirt, and heels that she can barely walk in. She heads to the locker room. After finishing up my chat, I head into the locker room to grab my bag and head home. Little did I know what I was about to encounter....
I go in and my bag is on the counter, which happened to be right beside where this woman had put her things. No big deal, I grab my stuff and start to head towards the door when this woman starts to converse with me. Since she seems friendly enough, I stay and we make small talk about eye contacts, pollen, and gym hours. During this conversation she starts to take off her shirt. No biggie, it's no uncommon to walk in the dressing room to find older women in their underwear. Well it wasn't a big deal, until she proceeded to take off her bra too! So while she's standing there without a shirt or bra on, completely topless, I'm trying to look away, at my phone, in her eyes, just somewhere other than her exposed chest. Meanwhile she's just carrying on a conversation like nothings wrong. So finally she gets her bra on and I think I'm in the clear. WRONG AGAIN! Then she proceeds to take off her pants, to which she has on no underwear! GROSS. EWWW GROSS! Again, trying to avert my eyes to anywhere but her, while she's just yaking away. At this point I'm trying to wrap up the conversation, but if you've ever talked to that one certain person who just won't shut up and won't let you get a word in edgewise, well you know how hard it is to get away. I spent a painful good ten awkward minutes in the dressing room with a naked women conversing over the most random things... that was my night tonight.
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